Dr Gagg

Pampered Miss Piggy

drgagg — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:08:22 +0000

Beatrice Ferguson, daughter of “Fergie” (Duchess of York) is a “regular size 10″ and “fit and healthy” according to her mum.

But that doesn’t stop the press chastising her for her weight - one cad from The Daily Mail went so far as to call her a “pampered Miss Piggy”

Smart Curvaceous Women

drgagg — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:16:56 +0000

I see the curves of curvaceous women have been found to have an asset other than appealing to us lecherous old men.

She maybe smarter than you thought!

A study showed that women with big hips and small waists tend to be smarter - and to produce smarter children.

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Diary - Whose In Charge?

drgagg — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:14:49 +0000

We had a visit from the ladies in our groups’ coding department the other day - with the scary news that Office of the Inspector General (OIG) has appointed some 1,600 auditors.

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Religious Rants by Mrs. Gagg

drgagg — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:43:28 +0000

Did you read in the paper about Army Specialist Jeremy Hall, who’d been ostracized by his staff sergeant and some of the other troops and made to sit apart at Thanksgiving dinner for declining to participate in a Christian prayer?

It amazes me how obsessed and obnoxious people have been about religion throughout history, and many continue to be to this day. It just gets my knickers in a twist how some have zero tolerance for others that don’t believe as they do. The religiously obsessed seem to think that their way is the only way and non-believers are doomed to live a heathen existence of which “God’s children” want no part. What a bunch of daft bastards. (more…)

A Misguided Genital Obsession

drgagg — Sat, 31 May 2008 11:36:02 +0000

My schedule in the office has a couple of annual physicals a day, in the course of which I get to see some mighty schlongs and some teeny wieners in the part of the exam where we check the family jewels.

As I rummaged around the other day in the course of doing a physical on this guy, with my mind not entirely on the job, I found myself ruminating on the issue of how much a mans self esteem is tied up with the size of his penis - and how misguided this is. (more…)

Down on the Farm

drgagg — Wed, 28 May 2008 00:39:20 +0000

Most of the time it’s quite nice to live in the country and be surrounded by nature. I wake up every morning, take my coffee out at the crack of dawn and listen to the sounds of the world around me coming to life. A wild turkey gobbles in the distance followed by the hoot of an owl. Frogs croak down by the pond and the trees are full of birds singing to the dawn as it breaks on the horizon. (more…)

I am Becoming an Addict

drgagg — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:12:47 +0000

I am a fairly steady kind of chap - but I’m becoming an addict.

I have discovered a new drug. It really peps me up. I get chatty, ebullient, euphoric. I feel good. I suddenly like all my patients. I can solve their problems. Even their “laundry lists” seem manageable. (more…)

Your Cuppa Joe with a difference

drgagg — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:10:59 +0000

It’s one thing to stand in line at Starbucks to get your handy cardboard to go cup with whatever extraordinary kind of brew you favor (and the language never ceases to amaze me - why is a small “tall” and a medium a “Grande”? And what the hell’s a ‘tall upside-down caramel macchiato” or a “Grande skim triple shot caramel espresso, no whip”?). But others like something a little different. (more…)

In Praise of Large Bowel Movements

drgagg — Mon, 26 May 2008 12:57:07 +0000

Dennis Burkitt was a brilliant doctor* and an Irishman - obviously with that quaint, Irish, sense of humor. His sojourn in Uganda and researches in Africa gave him an interest on bowel movements. (more…)

Hello There From Florence Gagg

drgagg — Mon, 26 May 2008 12:53:00 +0000

Oh look - there you are. Just taking a look at my “corner”? (more…)