If you are a serious glutton who can’t get enough fried stuff, sweet stuff, gooey stuff, rich stuff, there’s a website for you!

Never mind that obesity has tripled in kids and that overall the whole damn country is eating itself to death - but maybe you are too distracted by the quest for, or sedated by the consumption of, junk food to have noticed?

You can take comfort in the flights of fancy of your fellow gluttons on the web site  ‘This is why you’re Fat’ and comfort yourself with a Krispy Kreme Bacon Chedder Cheesburger or a 30,000 calorie sandwich (filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onionrings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread) or a Deep Fried Tootsie roll on a Stick, all washed down with a McNuggetini (A McDonald’s chocolate milkshake with vanilla vodka, rimmed with BBQ sauce and garnished with a chicken McNugget).

The people who submitted the 10 pages of nauseating dishes listed (which I have taken the liberty of reproducing some of the pictures of here - and hope I won’t get into any copywrite violation issues) must have both iron stomachs and wild imaginations.

The scary thing is, maybe some of it’s for real - and it’s really just a small step from such established horrors as Oreo Pizza.

Maybe I should just give up and end it all with chocolait covered bacon, or Pork Brains in Milk Gravey (with 1170% of the recommended daily allowence of cholesterol).

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